Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Cow abduction mystery solved! (just for fun)
I know the mystery of cow abductions was plaguing you too. Now the truth about the Battlelacticans is revealed!
ypsi~dixit writes: YPSIDIXIT'S hat is off to the esteemed Weekly World News, which has finally tracked down the reason for the string of cow abductions it's reported on in recent issues!Read Weekly World News Detects Extraterrestrial Website! by ypsi~dixit Visit the gotmilk? website to see more ads The photo is from the Absolute Michigan Pool on Flickr. Click the photo for more information.
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You MUST also visit http://www.cowabduction.com and be sure to view the eyewitness accounts!
# posted by Tami : 3:13 PM
My cow Harvey was abducted about a year ago, i still have nightmares about what happened: it was a cold dark night, in my damp lonely field. Harvey was my only true friend in the world, Bless his soul.
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I saw a flash of light, at first i thought it was lightening...but no. there infront of me stood a willowy shadow of a slightly distorted humanoid. i couldnt see its face. i shut my eyes and prayed to the lord, but when i opened them all i saw was an empty field. no Harvey. No wilowy humanoid. everything was gone. I could continue and tell you about my heart breaking ordeal, but its too distressing # posted by : 3:01 PM << Home |
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