ypsi~dixit writes of Two observations on the general ugliness of Michigan women, from Lansing B. Swan: "Gracious sakes. just maybe our hardy pioneer foremothers were a bit too occupied with killing chickens for dinner, hauling wood, sweeping the cabin, rearing children, and pleasin' their menfolk to take a moment to powder their noses to Mr. Swan's finicky specifications."

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